For this is a really long tweet, for this is a really long tweet, for this is a really long tweeeet! That I'm testing out today. Have you heard the one about the Corduroy pillow?

It's making HEADLINES!

hahaha. That was an oatmeal joke. You know, Oatmeal. That cookie! :D

2017-11-08T18:47:32Z

I finally did figure it out!

2017-11-07T07:16:59Z

yup.

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2017-11-07T07:16:36Z

Has anyone ever truly felt irony?

2017-11-07T07:16:07Z

I just realized that King Steve will be in college next year, so who will carry his Morning Star around?

2017-11-06T03:35:49Z

Is there a way to disable Siri on the Apple Watch and not in the phone?

2017-11-05T20:20:32Z

Holy shit, completed all the goals in Egg, Inc. and now it's on to Trophies! ?

2017-11-04T17:14:32Z

something like that. ?

2017-11-02T15:38:51Z

I wonder… Am I still paying for Xbox Live?? Why???

2017-11-02T06:46:59Z

hey, they built that functionality into it! And it's supposed to be the job of a single team of testers per app!

But this is a system-wide tardiness.

2017-11-01T18:21:19Z